'Dear Idiot . . . '
Saturday, April 12th, 2008Source: Wall Street Journal (Original Article)
Several years ago, I received a testimony, of sorts, to my literary brilliance.
This came by way of a reader who, impressed by one of my columns, wrote me to extol its virtues. My prose, he said, was eloquent. My argument, persuasive. My conclusion, decisive. And so it went, paragraph after ego-inflating paragraph, until the reader rendered what, to him, was the ultimate compliment: My writing, he said, was worthy of the original version of “Battlestar Galactica.” The flattery suddenly went flat.
To be in the news business, and especially the column-writing business, involves many things, not the least of which is an ongoing relationship with readers. Now that columnists typically put their email addresses at the foot of their columns, this can be a bit like standing on the beach at Mont St. Michel. Criticize Ron Paul, as I did in a January column, or Barack Obama, as I do just about every other week, and a tide of mail rolls in — and drowns you. Praise the pope, as I did after his controversial Regensburg address in 2006, and the waters rise — and part.
Usually these letters are of the “Great column!” or “You’re an idiot!” kind. Some are astonishingly verbose: Hard-core libertarians seem to have an especially hard time getting to the point. Some of the writers (you know who you are) have apparently convinced themselves that their 99th argument against, for instance, the war in Iraq will persuade me to see the error of my ways. Maybe 100 letters more will do the trick.
Every so often something unusual rolls in. In May 2001, I was standing by the fax machine in the Journal’s Brussels office when a two-page letter in a neat script came through. “I am having the unexpected pleasure of reading The Wall Street Journal Europe since last 2nd April,” it began, “enjoying an offer which my objectively frozen financial situation would not have allowed otherwise.”
After some personal reminiscence, the writer, easy sudoku who signed off as “Carlos,” got …continue reading