Not nice to see you, to see you…if Brucie met Gordon
Source: Daily Mail (Original Article)
Daily MailRichard Littlejohn
Not nice to see you, to see you…if Brucie met Gordon
11:21am 16th May 2008
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How many times have I wondered why the hell anyone bothers interviewing Gordon Brown?
He drones on with his prepared script, sets the controls for the heart of the sun and stomps towards the exit, regardless of what is thrown at him.
Gordon was at it all day yesterday, during his little round of the TV and radio studios. I couldn’t see the point of any of it.
Why should anyone waste their time attending his monthly news conference, let alone waste their breath asking a question? He’s genetically incapable of giving a straight answer.
His ludicrous assertion that the back-flip over the 10p tax debacle was some kind of stimulus package, like the Bush tax rebate, was a risible insult to our intelligence.
If John Humphrys can’t get any sense out of him, there’s no hope for anyone else.
I notice Bruce Forsyth was knocking around Westminster this week. Maybe the BBC is planning to give Brucie a crack at Gordon…
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Nice to see you, to see you… When Gordon met Brucie
All right, my love. And what’s your name?
Gordon.
And where have you come from today?
Kirkcaldy.
I’ll make a note of that. Miserable Scotch Git. Give us a twirl, Gordon.
I am taking the right long-term decisions… getting on with the job…
Steady on, I’m in charge. And what job do you do for a living, Gordon…
I’m the Prime Minister… the best man for the job…
Nice to see you to see you… NICE!
As the Governor of the Bank of England said, the nice decade is over…
Speak for yourself, Gordon. Right, first question. What’s the basic rate of income tax? Is it 10p… ?
(Audience) HIGHER, HIGHER!
Come on, Gordon, what’s your answer?
We are raising thresholds… taking millions out of poverty… global turbulence… best man for the job…
Yes, my love, but what’s the answer? Visa Credit Card
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