Source: Seattle Times (Original Article)
Maybe you’ve often wondered, during life’s quiet moments when one ponders such things, what it would be like to be trapped inside a video game that goes on and on, pelting you with bright colors and zooming vehicles. Maybe you’ve thought, while endlessly watching “Speed Racer” reruns on DVD, that this half-hour cartoon really would translate nicely into a two-hours-plus big-screen feature. Maybe you’ve more than once sat transfixed by the wonder of an extra-gaudy floaty pen, thinking, “Why don’t movies look like this?” If so, dear reader, have I got a movie for you. Unfortunately, there isn’t much in it for the rest of us.
“Speed Racer,” the first post-”Matrix” writing/directing outing by Larry and Andy Wachowski, certainly has energy to burn; it’s the movie equivalent of a rambunctious preschool kid wildly scrawling, with an extra-large Crayola box, on a white wall. What it doesn’t have is much of a reason for being. (Watching it, I wondered whether a feature-length version of “Wacky Races” might be on the horizon.) True, the original “Speed Racer” TV series, created in Japan by Tatsuo Yoshida, has anime-fan cachet and a cult following, but the Wachowskis have done it no favors by stretching it out like a piece of Day-Glo taffy. I brought along a childhood fan of the series to the screening; he went home disappointed.
For the non-”Speed Racer” initiated: Speed Racer (Emile Hirsch, nicely cowlicked) is a person, and that is indeed his real name. His family, who runs a racecar-building business, includes older brother Rex Racer, who died in a car race long ago; Mom (Susan Sarandon) and Pops Racer (John Goodman); younger brother Spritle (Paulie Litt); and chimp Chim-Chim, whose status in the family seems to be somewhere between mascot and son. (No one ever explains why the Racers have a chimp, which I’m told is quite true to the original series. For the record, real-life chimps Willy and Kenzie do a bang-up job ghost whisperer dvd playing the ever-cheery Chim-Chim, but then …continue reading